Jade's Garden

twiin—armageddon2:

not a2 long a2 you would thiink.

what have you taught your bees to do, sollux???

two of my favorite things!!!

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tentacletherapy-deactivated2012 asked: Jade, did you happen to see my photo earlier? If not, you should go look.

i just saw it!!! its really nice, rose!!!

tentacletherapy:

Do you like it, Jade? It reminds me of one of your dresses, and would probably look nice for winter gloves or a hat.

its so pretty!!! i love how it changes from shade to another shade!!!

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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

hmm…

probably either my eclectic guitar or one of the rifle’s that ive alchemitized!!!

turntech—godhead:

tentacletherapy:

carcino—geneticist replied to your post: ROSE HUMAN AND KANAYA SITTING ON A HIVE TREE S-L-O-P-P-Y M-A-K-E-O-U-T

HEY FUCK YOU. IT’S NOT LIKE YOU CAN DO ANY BETTER.

Twixt broken bough bent in disarray

and gnarled knot of a young birch trunk

did lovers sit.

Reaching out, they did embrace

by sunset’s fire their faces lit,

they heard their heart’s wishes, and sloppily so

made out until the sun did go.

~

Next time you challenge me, Karkat, remember that I won my school’s poetry context three years in a row. And remember that my brother is Dave.

wait what the fuck is that feeling

…

im proud of you lalonde

dont ever make me say that again though

i like her poetry too!!! its really pretty!!!

tentacletherapy:

garden—gnostic:

tentacletherapy:

When did I buy this? I went rooting through my things and found a random skein of yarn. This could be useful.

Too bright for me, but maybe I could make something for Jade…

yay!!! would you really make something for me???

Of course. It’s no trouble. As I said, the color isn’t good for me, but it might suit you just fine. I know your taste is a bit more flamboyant.

i love bright colors!!! what color is the yarn???

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tentacletherapy:

When did I buy this? I went rooting through my things and found a random skein of yarn. This could be useful.

Too bright for me, but maybe I could make something for Jade…

yay!!! would you really make something for me???

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carcino—geneticist:

garden—gnostic:

carcino—geneticist:

WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH YOU HUMANS AND YOUR “SQUIDDLES”?

CUTTLEFISH ARE FUCKING AWESOME, AND EVEN THEY DON’T MATCH UP TO CRABS.

WEREN’T YOU TAUGHT ANYTHING AS A GRUB?

haha, karkat!!! dogs are obviously better than crabs, duh!!!

NEVER. DOGS HAVE STUPID ANATOMY AND THUS WILL NEVER BE GREATER THAN CRABS.

MY LOGIC IS FLAWLESS AND I ORDER YOU TO SUBMIT TO IT.

crabs have too many legs!!! and they’re not cuddly at all!!!

carcino—geneticist:

WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH YOU HUMANS AND YOUR “SQUIDDLES”?

CUTTLEFISH ARE FUCKING AWESOME, AND EVEN THEY DON’T MATCH UP TO CRABS.

WEREN’T YOU TAUGHT ANYTHING AS A GRUB?

haha, karkat!!! dogs are obviously better than crabs, duh!!!

fuckyeahmspamusic:

Everybody Squiddle Samba!

yaaayyy!!! squiddles are too cute not to post!!!

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ecto—biologist:

pinizoro:

Completed!

this is cute. has jade seen it yet? jade! look!

eeeeeeee!!!

this is beyond cuuuute!!!

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tentacletherapy:

carcino—geneticist:

FUCK YOU ALL. I GUESS THIS IS SOME KIND OF TORTURE SO I CAN SEE A RECORD OF EVERY STUPIDITY MY PAST SELF HAS EVER DONE OR WILL DO. ALONG WITH YOURS.

Are those Vantas’ dulcet tones that I hear? Oh, whatever did we do to deserve the pleasure.

oh, no, karkat is here now!!! when will you trolls stop bothering us???

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twiin—armageddon2:

garden—gnostic:

twiin—armageddon2:

what kiinda 2iick 2hiit ii2 thii2?

why are you so mad, sollux???

ii gue22 you would 2ay cultural diifference2 ii really don’t want two get iinto iit

ok…

wowwwww!!!

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